Dukes of Hazzard Audio Clips

Hello internet, got your ears on? This is J.D. Jefferson David Boss Hog speakin, …over. …Soundboards?! What soundboards? ..Oh, the Dukes of Hazzard Soundboard! ..Why of course I know what I’m talkin about! Do you know what you’re talkin bout? Do I know what you know that I know what you’re talkin bout! What?!! Hey! Shut your mouth when I’m speakin at you boy!

Yes, yes, YEAH, …those soundboards are gonna be made. When Boss Hogg says Soundboards are gonna be made, …soundboards, are gonna, be made! You understand me? You, YES YOU. Let me tell you somethin boy. It ain’t no walk in the park to produce no soundboard. It takes effort. It takes sweat. Nerd sweat. You think my nerds ain’t workin hard on it?! Huh!? You think my nerds don’t work doubly hard when I say "work HARD nerds!" You think my nerds don’t work extree fast when I say "work extree FAST nerds"!

They’s workin hard, AND they’s workin fast. We's gonna have us the best Dukes of Hazzard sounds page in all the internet folks. And it'll be here at this page real quicklike. So DON't ask me again about MY progress on MY soundboards. I’m on it son. The day I answer to your scrawny butt about MY soundboards is the day pigs fly out of that wannabe Daisy Duke Jessica Simpson's rear end. That's when.

Over.